i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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