For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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