Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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