I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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