There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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