We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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