Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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