My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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