Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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