I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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