Welp...herpes.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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