They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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