? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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