so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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