my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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