ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
