Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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