Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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