Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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