i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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