...so i touched it.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize