Quick, to the slutcave!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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