This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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