Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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