remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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