they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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