Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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