I hate all girls vehemently.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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