Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
