school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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