Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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