Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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