You're my little dorito
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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