I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
this boner is exhausting
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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