your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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