Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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