take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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