I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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