what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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