You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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