Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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