i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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