sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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