do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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