i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
