Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
