Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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