she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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