haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
