yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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