is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
how does that bad decision feel?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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