I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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