what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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