This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You ruined the universe
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