if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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