nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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